May 2013
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
May 24th
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May 24th
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urbancatfitters: i dont want to do anything ever im going to hire someone to breathe for me
May 24th
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May 24th
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daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
May 24th
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slenclerman: just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
May 24th
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May 24th
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witch-breed: questbedhead: titanicgirl666: when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
May 24th
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May 24th
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maliciousmelons: Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
May 24th
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whyamisorandom: can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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ernbarassing: my favorite part of shopping is the tears and frustration
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
May 22nd
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earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster  bread this isnt even a joke
May 22nd
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samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school is a whore
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army the second best part is that it actually works
May 22nd
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r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
May 22nd
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cock: block
May 22nd
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WatchWatch
May 21st
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babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
May 21st
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shavingryansprivates: fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
May 21st
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exit the womb they said life will be great they said
May 21st
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May 21st
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WatchWatch
cliterallysame: this is my favorite video on this website
May 21st
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ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away 
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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fffcuk: if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
May 21st
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