May 2013
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
urbancatfitters:
i dont want to do anything ever im going to hire someone to breathe for me
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
witch-breed:
questbedhead:
titanicgirl666:
when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
maliciousmelons:
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
whyamisorandom:
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
ernbarassing:
my favorite part of shopping is the tears and frustration
snapchatting:
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
samtimelow:
sowrongitsrebekah:
livewithasmile:
9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait
and then its baby dies in three months
and then it gets pregnant again
because school is a whore
adamchanler:
lady-tyrell:
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
r-amp:
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
cock:
block
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
shavingryansprivates:
fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
cliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
fffcuk:
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes